Spitting Cloud

When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.

Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.

Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".

by Stella Bronx September 30, 2014

Jesus Cloud

When the sun is hidden behind a large cloud so that the light bounces all around the edges and creates an awesome shot of heavenly clouds. Unfortunately, cell phone cameras can never capture these epic views.

Bro: Whoa, look at that cloud, man!
Man: Dude that's epic.
Bro: Like, the light and stuff bouncing around.
Man: It's a Jesus Cloud!

by Ass Kicka January 30, 2012

Neiman's Cloud

Old lady farts masked by excessive amounts of perfume or cologne; commonly encountered around cosmetic counters of department stores, e.g. Neiman Marcus.

"Ugh, in order to get to the handbag department I had to go through so many Neiman's clouds!"

by HRH Meerkat December 30, 2011

Cloud Trap

A type of rap/trap music that gives off a particularly "Cloudy" feeling, either if its a wavey or vibey feeling that gives you almost a psychedelic effect making you feel high or out of this world, the kind of music to smoke to. Its a unique type of music that has a strong acquired taste. The music is usually never lyrical and only focuses on the sound of it rather than the lyrical content which is usually absurdity.

The sound is credible most from artists like:

SPACEGHOSTPURRP (Vampire Money)
Yung Lean
XXXTENTACION'S Early Work
Ski Mask The Slump God
$ir Cartier (Playboi Carti)
RA STATiiC
Lil Yatchy ( Lil Boat)
Black Kray
A$AP Rocky
nobodysVodkaa
DiamondsOnMyDick
Vamp Leek
and Several Others

Marcus: Aye man you pumping that Cloud Trap? *hits blunt*

Kaiden: Yea man its so wavey *takes shroom*

by v-kuh January 15, 2021

Cloud X

A +1 feeling of extra euphoria and extra happiness to the Cloud 9. Especially from a trying a new power dank strain for the first time. cloud X as in cloud 10

Yo homie, what strain was that yesterday? It had me high straight to Cloud X.

by Manny9xx January 22, 2020

dream cloud

The word dream cloud is a nickname for a perfect person. A person you dream about. The most amazing person in your mind.

Aldair Castellanos Trujollo is a dream cloud.

by holyfrickily January 18, 2015

Vape cloud

Created when somebody (after inhaling off an electronic cigarette) exhales a large cloud of vapour.

"Do you even cloud bro?"
"Bro, check this vape cloud."
"Man, my box vape let's me cloud hardcore."

by Tropika April 30, 2016