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Dee Close-Smith 

a rather large lady who loves to park in handicapped parking spots just because she's fat. she loves to get involved with her daughters high school drama, she loves to SCREAM! at 17 year old girls because she is in denial about how much of a douchelord her daughter is...
DAMN! that lady Dee Close-Smith is one BIG BITCH!
Dee Close-Smith by loudmouth90 April 28, 2010

Felton Close 

A dull place that livens up at night.
Not much happens in Felton Close but I'm finding it hard to get to sleep.
Felton Close by Rlavdia September 12, 2006

bit my lip and close my eyes 

1) a part of a song from the song longview by green day, "bit my lip and close my eyes,take my away to paridise.

2)a way to masturbate.
i went to a green day concert and he played longview, he told us to sing the part, ''bit my lip and close my eyes''

he bit his lip and closed his eyes and went wild.

Racist Close Minded Cuban 

Have never traveled outside Miami or NYC metro region besides their Cuba.

Can't comprehend that in this 21st century, there are many others who are more sophisticated, much richer in wealth than themselves such as Jewish Americans, Germans, Japanese, Koreans, Rich Mexicans and middle class and wealthy Mexican Americans.

Are shocked to bump into rich Japanese, Koreans, Mexicans, Brazilians buying up the town.

If they are forced to travel to China, Korea, or Japan, they have difficulty accepting the superiority of Chinese, Korean, Japanese technology, sophistication or wealth.

Can become very envious of all those ethnic groups who become much more successful then them.

Like to make racist and stereotypical comments against all other Latin Americans that are not Cubans, Argentines, Uruguyans, or from Spain--that they are a bunch of dumb Indians, Mestizos. When in reality there is an increasing blooming middle class/wealthy class of Indigenous & Mestizo Latin Americans that are easier to approach than these arrogant Cubans.
"Racist Close Minded Cuban" to non-Cuban Mexican-American professor:

Somos blancos y no puedo comprender como es que los Japoneses y los Coreanos estan comprando mucho tereno aqui. De donde llega ese dinero. No que todos son pobre aya.

Mexican American Professor: Ay, Dios Mio...Ustedes los Cubanos deveras son idiotas y deveras no saben nada fuera de Cuba y Miami. Japon y Corea son paises ricos ahora porque sus gobiernos si han invertido en su pueblo. Por eso tu eres un "Racist close minded Cuban."

Play me close

Fragile. Handle me with care. Ticking time bomb.
Dont ever bring your new girl around me. You better play me close.
Play me close by Thug Therapy June 21, 2020

Too close 

When an individual has become too close for comfort
Steve: "Hey Brad wana go to the movies with Ashley and Kim tonight?"

Brad: "Sorry man that girl got too close for comfort last time"

Steve: "Yeah I know what you mean that girl can be a total bitch sometimes"
Too close by TheRightLook December 22, 2008