Jane: "I forgot to reset my clock last night for daylight saving's time, and my alarm went off an hour early. There goes my beauty sleep."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
John: "You, my friend, have been clock-blocked."
by MoreMagic March 07, 2008
A given time before you realize that you wanna bone a female that you don't have any sexual or romantic feelings towards, even the most unattractive chick you see daily can in-fact have a "Mermaid Clock"
Dave: "yo look at jessica ?" Cam: " yeah she's ugly asf" Dave: "dude wait until she hits her mermaid clock"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
Cam: "what's that dude? Dave: "It's when you hang around her so much you start wanting to bone her even if you don't have physical attraction towards her"
by HeyWOod_JablOmE June 27, 2021
Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
by Myahsaurus Rex June 19, 2017
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
A 21st century dance move created and popularized on the app “Tik Tok”. Often used to the song “Gordon Ramsay” by HL Wave (feat. Johnny Flames). To preform this dance move, a dancer will make their arms appear like the hands of a clock, with one forearm facing vertically (12:00),and the other facing horizontally (9:00). The horizontal forearm will move up until it hits the vertical forearm, signaling for the vertical forearm to move downwards. The once horizontal forearm would now be facing vertically (12:00), while the once vertical forearm would do a full circle until coming back to seemingly high-five the now vertical forearm. Both forearms would be vertical (12:00). Dancers will finish off this dance move with “the woah” to fully complete the clock woah.
“Did you see Brittany’s latest tik tok? Her clock woah was fire!”
“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
“I can totally do the clock woah, it’s the best dance move on tik tok”
by And I oop- the dancing banana November 05, 2019
When someone answers a simple question with an in depth technical description that is far more information than you wanted to know about the subject. The response may or may not answer the original question.
"Hey, what time is it?"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
"Well, there are actually lots of different types of clocks. Most mechanical clocks are powered by a weight or a spring which provides the energy to spin the gears of a clock. The pendulum is propelled by the pulley and is connected to a special gear called an escapement. The mass and length of the pendulum are calibrated to cause it to swing at a constant interval and the escapement uses that interval to control the movement of the clock at a constant speed. The gears then spin the hands of the clock at the appropriate ratios to show seconds, minutes, and hours accordingly."
"I just wanted to know the time, not how the clock works. You're giving me a clock answer"
by Mr Engineer November 05, 2015