crusty dick

When you jerk off and let your cum drip down your dick and it quickly dries up forming a semen crust on your penisian head.

I was jerking off and right before I came I realized I had no tissues near me. I had to let the cum drip down and accept the crusty dick.

by DopeyDick October 28, 2015

Crusty

Something grotesque, dirty, or hideous.

"That girl is so crusty looking!"
"That boy smells crusty!"
"You are so crusty!"

by AIMSNccrackkkheadd September 12, 2007

Crusty Trout

A vagina so nasty it's as if you have to pick the scabs off before penetration is possible.

That girl's so nasty I bet she has a Crusty Trout.

by BrewTat October 7, 2008

Crusty Muff Huffer

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.

Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!

by E. Willaby May 4, 2010

crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Crusty woman

A crusty woman is a woman whos vagina is crusty, meaning dry and hard. The crusty word comes from the reassamblance that the genital has to a scab.

John, why the fuck would you get laid with a crusty woman. That’s like fucking a scab!

by Penis the school shooter October 4, 2018

Dusty Crusty Camel toe

Just as bad as a normal camel toe, however in this case it is dry and crusty

James: Josh Fuck Off
Josh: James suck your mums dusty crusty camel toe

by Corona2020 October 7, 2020