chester cheeto

An act similar to the dirty sanchez, where you give someone a mustache with cheeto grease. (the orange gunk you get on your fingers after eating a bag)

related to orangina

he looked lihe an irish Hitler when I gave him a Chester Cheeto

by KerminSR September 4, 2006

Cheeto Jack

Synonym for "Steal"

But a Cheeto Jacking can only happen when the item being stolen is done in a quick and hilarious fashion.

Hunter: That guy just rolled by on his moped and snatched my PSP out of my hand!

Scotty: Dude! You just got cheeto jacked!

by Scotty Ranger August 4, 2008

Rusty Cheeto

When you take a cheeto (can be any kind,ex.flamin hot cheetos) and stick it up your asshole and insert it into another persons mouth.

Man Landon gave Austin a nasty Rusty Cheeto!

by Killawallawallahaysayzuza July 28, 2009

Im on it like a rat on a cheeto

rats love cheetos man.......I said, Im on it like a rat on cheeto man.

Done with that project yet?
Man..... Im on it like a rat on a cheeto! .....

by scottytoohottie October 20, 2006

hot and spicy cheeto

The act of dipping ones penis into a large container of hot sauce and then getting a blow job.

Stefan gave a hot and spicy cheeto to Kyle and his mouth burned for days.

by HelloKitty4042 October 19, 2010

cheeto-bust

Masturbating right after eating cheetos without washing your hands

Did he really just go to the bathroom and cheeto-bust?

by nickmannella September 20, 2010

Hot Cheeto

Small misshapen male genitals plagued with an intense rash. Often a genetic inheritance resulting in generational shame.

I courted her for a fortnight before she found out about my Hot Cheeto.

by JoelJangle December 6, 2016