"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
by Black21 October 14, 2013
The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
by Cremebruleed September 16, 2013
A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.
by Mrob January 29, 2006
A hot Cheeto girl is the girl at school who always has either hot fries, hot Cheetos, or some typa hot chips. They're also always ghetto 25/8 so if that's not your typa girl, stay away from them. Whenever they run out of their chips they'll always, 100% walk up to someone else and be like "BESS FREN!!! LEMME GET THEM HOT CHEETOS BIHH!!!"
Hot Cheeto Girls: HAY BESS FRENNNN!!! *Chomp chomp*
Her bestfriend: HAYY BESS FRANNNNN
Them: PERIODT!!! AHAHAHHHHH
Her bestfriend: HAYY BESS FRANNNNN
Them: PERIODT!!! AHAHAHHHHH
by ๐ฉ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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The only food we ate at his house was Hot Cheetos, we are going to regret that later
I just took a Hot Cheeto Shit, it hurt like fire!
I just took a Hot Cheeto Shit, it hurt like fire!
by Lancho January 22, 2012
Dusty Cheetos Toes are toes, but TASTIER. They start with a little dust that is fun to lick, then end with a yummy toe to eat. When u bite into your crunchy toe nail throbs and sizzles in yo mouth.
by Mr. BILLY BOB THE GREAT September 05, 2019
I ate that whole bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Now my fingertips are stained red, and I have an extra 80 grams of fat in my system. Hell yeah!
by Steven Willmy August 26, 2008