CFB

Acronym for Cunt Face Bitch. A severely vicious and offensive designation used rarely and only against the most sinster of foes. First known use was by David McCarty of the Boston Red Sox at Dwyers Pub in Fort Myers, FL circa March 2005. Witnessed by Kevin Youkilis (aka Kevin You-cunnilingus).

That CFB just blew smoke in my face!

by Malcolm Horovitz April 22, 2005

CFA

CFA stands for "Comes From Away". It is another way of calling someone a foreigner. Term is mainly used to not come off as a racist or neophobe.

Guy 1: Damn rich CFAs buy up all the beech property, live here for 2 months out of the year and then tell us how the whole town should run.

Guy 2: Yahh damn foreigners!!

Guy 1: *gasp*

by NoHeart July 12, 2009

CFB

Cereal For Breakfast - a general statement of being in a happy place or content with one's life.

Good god it's gorgeous outside - totally a CFB day!

by legolad November 30, 2018

CFL

Close friends list on Instagram

“Hey do you wanna be in my CFL?”
“Damn, there’s some snakes in my CFL..”

by NoClutches June 28, 2020

Cfoger

Someone or something which is fugly

Man have you ever noticed how cfoger Brennan is?

by Moakailaugh April 12, 2021

CFB

CLEAR AS A FUCKING BELL. When there is no ignoring or misunderstanding what is being told to you.

A military acronym, a bit dated, usually used by the US Navy and occasionally Marines. Still heard from old Salts .

Hear me CFB, you will not do that again.

Now hear this, CFB, I want all this gear stowed!

I told you, CFB, you'll have Captain's Mast for this fuck up.

by MrExcalibat July 21, 2021

The CFK Disease

The CFK Disease occurs when being married forever and not having sex in over two months, you forget how to use your penis and it doesn't want to come out to play anymore. This occurs to men at any age. Especially the men age 18 - 40. This occurs when your wife would rather watch Medium, Las Vegas, or some other stupid show. When asked why doesn't she just skip the show for one night the following response is said, "I work hard. then i come home clean the house, help the kids with their homework, give them baths, etc." She then goes into a speech about what you don't do around the house and blames every F'n thing wrong with the world on you.

What she doesn't realize is that 18 hours out of the day she's on her cell phone with Lord knows who talking about stuff that doesn't make sense. Masturbating to online porn only works for so long. Afterwards, you just give up and your penis starts to shrivel up like a grape. This disease is worst than AIDS, CANCER, SARS, The Black Plague, etc. You get so used to not having sex, that by the time the wife is ready to have sex, you'd rather sleep. And as you're lying there you call her a Bitch until you fall asleep. There is no cure.

One research test was done by taking the wife to a local hotel/casino, gambled a little, drank a little, listened to a live band, and then went up to the room with the jacuzzi. The result was her falling asleep.

The only cure would be to get a divorce, join the monestary, or find a parttime girlfriend.

Husband: (I hope I don't get The CFK Disease tonight) Honey, I had fun tonight gambling, drinking, listening to that band, eating at that cafe, and sitting in the jacuzzi. How about a little freaky sex?

Wife: Ok. (stares blankly into space. And then falls asleep while giving a hand job)

Husband: Hey. Hey. Wake up. This is a sign of The CFK Disease that I read about on Urban Dictionary.

by Keleguen Man May 12, 2006