Cailon

An asshole who has great taste in music

Cailon you're so mean

by MSTL_mathers March 5, 2013

the ceiling fan

When someone happens to be reading playboy or other pornographic magazines while a ceiling fan is 2 or less inches above there crotch. If they get erect there penis will be chopped off, this does not work if you have a minge or erectile dysfunction.

guy 1. GET ME TO THE HOSPITAL, NOW!
guy 2. WHY?
guy 1. I JUST GOT THE CEILING FAN!

by superkoopa707 November 13, 2011

Glass Ceiling

When you sit naked on a table with a glass top, and you have someone laying under watching you taking a shit.

To turn your girlfriend on you would perform a glass ceiling.

by Jeremy Cheeks October 9, 2008

chilon

see dong, shlong,

Hey baby, wanna see my chilon?

by yessum July 21, 2003

Ceiling Pics

A picture used to non-verbally ask you to stop fucking talking and go die or something.

Guy 1: “Shannon is sending my ceiling pics again”

Guy 2: “She fuckin’ hates you man. You better hop off.”

by Yopoecho June 6, 2020

ceiling scrapers

A woman's very long legs. If she has sex while laying on her back on a bed, her legs may scrap the ceiling.

"Damn, did you check out the ceiling scrapers on that beach volleyball player?"

by big.berries July 26, 2009

mi cielo

my love

Te amo, mi cielo. (I love you, my love.)

by MzKrazi November 11, 2009