C.T.F.U.A stand for “Catch the Fuck Up Asshole”. This term is generally used when someone is tired of repeating themselves and having to repeat what they have already said to someone who either wasn’t listening or wasn’t in there when what’s being repeated was originally said.
Person 1: The teacher told us what page our assignment was on but Robbie wasn’t listening as usual so when he asked me to repeat what the teacher said all I could say was “C.T.F.U.A. Robbie, jeez why don’t you ever pay attention.
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
Robbie: I’m to poor to pay attention that’s why....
Person 1: Wow Robbie just wow....
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C C C COMBO BREAKER!
C C C COMBO BREAKER!
by TheRival November 1, 2009
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by LFJ February 10, 2006
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A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:
1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.
I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
That C-lai dinged my car! wtf
by Slammer111 December 30, 2007
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Get the C-Boy mug.A C-Thug is a corporate thug. A nerd who has kissed enough ass or happened to have parents or relatives that decided to start their own company. Either way they are untouchable, and cannot be fired for the mean/out of line shit they say. They spend most of their days at work talking down to people and acting like they'd fuck someone up, if it came to it, which it never does. Most of their abuse is in the form of email, similar to an E-Thug.
Damn I guess I didn't follow policy on this request. Instead of directing me to the list of procedures this bitch decided to go C-Thug on me! She sent me an email talkin shit! I saw her facebook, this bitch is a fucking square!
by Antbuck July 7, 2011
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