C-lai 

Pronounced "see-lai".

A middle to upper age woman of usually Chinese descent, who has several/all of the following distinctions from regular people:

1. Doesn't have a job, or works in some menial position like housekeeping. Husband brings home the dough.
2. Drives a BMW 7-series, X5, or Mercedes-Benz SL, GL, or ML.
3. Drives 40 km/h down the road, even when everyone is going 60-70.
4. Wears full-length (extending up to elbow) driving gloves on both hands and a welding mask for the face, and for fear of getting skin spots.
5. Puts the driver's seat in the farthest position forward, with the seatback vertical, and still doesn't use the seatback. (ie leans forward, so face is inches from the steering wheel)
6. Hits other cars when parking, and is completely oblivious that she just ran over the hood of the lowered Civic next to her parking spot. Also parks on the lines so that neighbouring drivers cannot even get into their cars.
7. Only goes between the supermarket, home, and the homes of other C-lais to play mah jong.
8. Never smiles, as that creates wrinkles.

I freaked out after seeing the C-lai in the SUV next to me and rear-ended the car in front.

That C-lai dinged my car! wtf

C-lai by Slammer111 December 30, 2007

C-laire Capple 

pronounced C-layer, Kcapple
name for a short white girl who says dumb things when on drugs. used mostly in the mup city area, during real tigor hours.

"shes acting like a real C-laire Capple rn, she only took 2 puffs and shes calling ovals vertical circles, and lemonade lemon juice. someone please get the blunt from her"

C-laire Capple by Kidd Kyo September 11, 2019

Friend Of Clairo 

A woman of the lesbian variety

Christina: “I want to ask Sarah out... is she... you know...”

Mia: “Yeah she’s a friend of clairo... go for it!”

Friend Of Clairo by mybrocold February 3, 2020

Clain't

The fake "clitoris" that is all that remains of the penis of a transwoman after "bottom surgery." You know--the one that "not even a gynecologist can distinguish from the real thing" -- unless he looks at it.

"Hey, did you here that Jessica Yaniv's clain't fell off?"

Clain't by Louis XXV November 27, 2021

Face claim 

noun. A term used in role play games to describe a person used for the physical description of a character. Said person can be anyone, but is typically an actor or animated character.

I'm going to ask the moderator if I can switch Carlisle Cullen's face claim from Peter Facinelli to Lee Pace. I know Facinelli is the actual Carlisle, but Pace is who I think of as "handsomer than other movie star I've seen."

I couldn't help but giggle a little when I heard Aidan Turner was cast as Luke/Lucian in the upcoming Mortal Instruments movie, having used him once a Luke/Lucian face claim way back when.

Face claim by MCK January 27, 2013

big baller claire

Bigballerclaire is someone who doesnt give a fuck, while still being the freshest person alive. This person would be able to rock black air forces and nobody denies them. Jah is looking down with love on this person. They look fresh outta prison with all their drip. This person would likely be Noah Schnapp's gf/wife --- if millie bobby brown was out the picture. A big baller claire truly gives no fucks and commands respect from any audience in front of her. Their signature pose is the tongue out the mouth, like a baller

yo you're being such a big baller claire rn with all that drip. pls spare some for the rest of us

big baller claire by biglettucefingers May 1, 2020

Clairo

A bedroom pop artist well known for “Pretty Girl”, “Bubble gum”, and all of her other songs because they’re all iconic. She is an industry plant but she’s super talented so it doesn’t matter

Person 1: “Have you heard “Sofia” by Clairo? i cry everytime i listen time it!”
Person 2: “Omg yes it’s my fav song rn!!”

Clairo by whore4dior December 26, 2019