Dining where the word "value" cannot be used in any meaningful way.
Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.
Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).
Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.
If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
Often done by yuppies who think throwing money away on bite-sized entrees is the definition of class, or those who think that being seen in such establishments will get them the woman/man of their dreams, or a large promotion at work.
Douche dining may be done by the truly wealthy aka 1%, but unfortunately the majority are those who also wear fake LV purses (or simply Coach).
Douche dining checklist:
1) The name of the restaurant contains the name of some celebrity chef.
2) The place has some kind of dress code. No jeans and runners here.
3) The waitresses and half the female customers wobble when walking in their high-heels.
4) The inside of the establishment is painted black, and/and the lighting is so dim you can barely read the menu.
5) Each dish is smaller than a softball, and contains some ingredients you've never heard of, from some part of the world you've also never heard of. Extra points if the ingredient comes from an endangered animal or plant.
6) Each dish is completely covered with the chef's fingerprints.
7) The final bill is over $40 after drinks, taxes, and tips. Bonus points if you break $80 a head.
8) You leave hungry, and seriously consider picking up a Big Mac or Whopper on the way home.
If all conditions were met, you have just officially douche dined. Congratulations, you are officially a douche. Frame that receipt. We have a winner!
The receptionist seems to be doing a lot of douche dining recently. Guess the boss really likes her performance in bed.
Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..
For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.
See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.
Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
Diana was all about the douche dining, even though she had never cracked $12 an hour in her life. Now if only she could find a rich husband..
For some, the desire to douche dine for 10 years outweighs the ability to purchase a future dwelling in the next 20 years.
See that girl over there? She doesn't even know which fork to use first. I hope her date at least gets some poon out of the deal.
Irene celebrated her pay day with a weekend of douche dining, followed by 2 weeks of living on food stamps.
by Slammer111 October 17, 2013
Get the douche dining mug.A popular drink with Korean youth. Basically a glass of beer (maekju in Korean) with a shot of Soju (Korea's most famous product besides RAM chips) added for good luck, hence the name.
The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.
A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.
A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
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Get the somaek mug.A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe white people. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak guei".
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Get the white ghost mug.A portmanteau of the words Soju, Maekju, Cola. You will need 2 shot glasses, a regular beer glass, and the ingredients below.
Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola
Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.
This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.
Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola
Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.
This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.
Somaekcol is the #1 reason why the North ain't got nothing on the South.
If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.
If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.
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