17 definitions by Slammer111
When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
by Slammer111 January 4, 2014
Heather: I'm dating 4 black guys at the same time.
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
by Slammer111 July 9, 2009
Acronym for "Same Question Different Interview". Pronounced "squiddy".
Represents the same (sometimes retarded) questions that some job applicants repeatedly encounter, by hiring managers who think they're being original.
Frequently encountered by anyone who either has a gap in their resume, or is trying to switch career fields or roles. Also encountered more during a recession.
Represents the same (sometimes retarded) questions that some job applicants repeatedly encounter, by hiring managers who think they're being original.
Frequently encountered by anyone who either has a gap in their resume, or is trying to switch career fields or roles. Also encountered more during a recession.
Manager: So.. what did you do last year? *points to gap in resume*
Ted: My industry was laying people off and nobody could get a job.
Manager: Oh I see.. so, why are you applying for this position? It's different from your last job and you don't have the right experience..
Ted: *facepalm* (SQDI again!? Are you kidding me!? 5th time this month..)
Ted: My industry was laying people off and nobody could get a job.
Manager: Oh I see.. so, why are you applying for this position? It's different from your last job and you don't have the right experience..
Ted: *facepalm* (SQDI again!? Are you kidding me!? 5th time this month..)
by Slammer111 July 27, 2010
The exorbitant fee associated with temporarily insuring a motor vehicle, which costs a whole lot more per day than buying a month's worth or year's worth of insurance.
Ted couldn't afford the insurance ransom for his motorcycle, so he spent the day drinking beer in his underwear instead.
by Slammer111 December 21, 2013
A popular drink with Korean youth. Basically a glass of beer (maekju in Korean) with a shot of Soju (Korea's most famous product besides RAM chips) added for good luck, hence the name.
The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.
A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
The best part of this drink is that it doesn't taste any different from regular beer, but messes you up 3 times faster.
A variation of somaek is poktanju, which is a shot glass of soju dropped into the glass of beer and chugged, similar to a Jagerbomb.
That hot Korean chick opened her legs after a few glasses of somaek.
Nicholas Cage used the ace up his sleeve known as "somaek" to get with his current wife.
Nicholas Cage used the ace up his sleeve known as "somaek" to get with his current wife.
by Slammer111 March 19, 2011
Acronym that stands for Stuff Your Face And Get Out. Can be written in upper or lower case.
Pronounced such that it rhymes with "Chicago".
Used to describe an event where you couldn't care less about the ambience, other guests, or cause. You may have been dragged here against your will. In any case, you might as well load up on the free food/liquor at this event while dropping all etiquette and table manners, since you won't ever see any of these people again. Nor do you care if you might run into them in the future.
Pronounced such that it rhymes with "Chicago".
Used to describe an event where you couldn't care less about the ambience, other guests, or cause. You may have been dragged here against your will. In any case, you might as well load up on the free food/liquor at this event while dropping all etiquette and table manners, since you won't ever see any of these people again. Nor do you care if you might run into them in the future.
Ed never kept in touch with anyone in his grad class, so the 10-year reunion was a strictly syfago event.
When that fat chick invited me over so she could cook me dinner, I syfagoed. Free food ftw!
James syfagoed his wife's Poker Club Christmas dinner.
When that fat chick invited me over so she could cook me dinner, I syfagoed. Free food ftw!
James syfagoed his wife's Poker Club Christmas dinner.
by Slammer111 July 8, 2009
A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".
by Slammer111 April 9, 2006