Acronym for "Same Question Different Interview". Pronounced "squiddy".
Represents the same (sometimes retarded) questions that some job applicants repeatedly encounter, by hiring managers who think they're being original.
Frequently encountered by anyone who either has a gap in their resume, or is trying to switch career fields or roles. Also encountered more during a recession.
Represents the same (sometimes retarded) questions that some job applicants repeatedly encounter, by hiring managers who think they're being original.
Frequently encountered by anyone who either has a gap in their resume, or is trying to switch career fields or roles. Also encountered more during a recession.
Manager: So.. what did you do last year? *points to gap in resume*
Ted: My industry was laying people off and nobody could get a job.
Manager: Oh I see.. so, why are you applying for this position? It's different from your last job and you don't have the right experience..
Ted: *facepalm* (SQDI again!? Are you kidding me!? 5th time this month..)
Ted: My industry was laying people off and nobody could get a job.
Manager: Oh I see.. so, why are you applying for this position? It's different from your last job and you don't have the right experience..
Ted: *facepalm* (SQDI again!? Are you kidding me!? 5th time this month..)
by Slammer111 July 27, 2010
Heather: I'm dating 4 black guys at the same time.
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
Ed: Gingong gingong..
Sam: I'm staying in with my Japanese girlfriend Sakura tonight.
Leslie: Ginggong gingong..
Cheryl: Don't make all those Surrey girl jokes, I'm from Surrey you know.
Tim: That's explains a lot.
Ted: Gingong gingong..
by Slammer111 July 09, 2009
A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe a bitch (girl or woman). A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak poh".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
When a Chinaman creates something that looks legit on the surface, but has no real substance in reality. Examples include renovating only the front facade of an otherwise crumbling building, or baby formula that is laced with melanine (which causes kidney stones and/or death) to boost the protein content when tested for nutrition. Done to look good on paper, but with detrimental results.
Vince: Hey man, you bought a Nintendo Wii?
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
Robert: No, it's a Vii. Comes preloaded with games. And the controller's a Handybar, not a Wiimote. But it costs only 1/5 as much as the Nintendo.
Vince: What a Chinese front. The graphics look worse than a NES..
As Jason rinsed his eggplant in the sink, the water suddenly turned dark purple. At that point, he realized that the eggplant had actually been spray-painted at the supermarket. Jason had just fallen victim to a Chinese front.
The Caucasian CEO of the electronics firm gave a great keynote speech at the business convention. Unfortunately, he was actually a paid actor. The firm decided to pull this Chinese front to fool investors into thinking it was European.
Neil: Why is that Nokia in the display so cheap?
Ted: Look carefully. It's a NokLa. And what's a Z97? It's a Chinese front!
by Slammer111 January 04, 2014
A racial slang, used by Hong Kong people or Hongers used to describe white people. A literal translation of the Cantonese term "bak guei".
by Slammer111 April 26, 2006
A portmanteau of the words Soju, Maekju, Cola. You will need 2 shot glasses, a regular beer glass, and the ingredients below.
Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola
Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.
This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.
Soju - Korea's famous liquor
Maekju - beer (a glass of it, any brand will do)
Cola - Coca Cola
Pour the Coke into half a shot glass. Stack the 2nd shot glass on top, and fill this one to the brim with soju. Now fill the glass about 3/4 full of beer. Pick up the glass with your dominant hand, and the stack of shot glasses (still stacked) with your other hand. In one swift motion, drop the shots into the glass of beer (hopefully they stay stacked and upright), and immediate start chugging. If you do it right, the 2 shot glasses will separate past a certain tilt angle, releasing the Coke. You'll basically consume a pile of spiked beer, with a sweet cola finish at the very end.
This has got to be the most awesome Korean invention EVER.
Somaekcol is the #1 reason why the North ain't got nothing on the South.
If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.
If you're ever at a party and some girls are lame and won't drink straight beer, a somaekcol will sweeten the deal (no pun intended) quite nicely for them.
by Slammer111 April 04, 2011
Gayest Shit Ever
Something that is either extremely retarded, or extremely homosexual in the literal sense.
Something that is either extremely retarded, or extremely homosexual in the literal sense.
Olympics announcer: That Olympic figure skater is putting on a hat of.. roses!?
Sam: OMG, wtf, GSE.. *facepalm*
Pedro: Are you Japanese? I like Japanese boy..
Vince: No, I'm not. I'm Chinese. *slowly backs away*
Pedro: Really?? I like Asian Boy.. *advances towards Vince* I have lots of money, my parents will be out for 2 weeks..
Ada: *laughs* GSE!
Sam: OMG, wtf, GSE.. *facepalm*
Pedro: Are you Japanese? I like Japanese boy..
Vince: No, I'm not. I'm Chinese. *slowly backs away*
Pedro: Really?? I like Asian Boy.. *advances towards Vince* I have lots of money, my parents will be out for 2 weeks..
Ada: *laughs* GSE!
by Slammer111 March 05, 2010