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Seymore Butts

The most juvenile and boring of all the "when you say this name semi-fast it kinda sounds dirty... I Know!! let's prank call someone!!" jokes. Most likely the first one you learned.
- "Hello, is Seymore Butt's there"
- "Hold on, I'll check..."
by Bart S. May 7, 2003
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butts and sluts

A fraternity theme party in which females dress skankily and the manfolk wear ass-less leather chaps.
Johnny, the cover for Sig Pi's Butts and Sluts party is 15 smackers.
by Rusty Gillespie September 12, 2004
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Buttaz

Something that is so disgustingly foul beyond belief that it burns your eyeballs.
e.g. Omg Cher Lloyd is just so buttaz.

Cher Lloyd = Buttaz
by 009tasha July 6, 2011
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Buttsack

An instance where your nutsack is so loose you fold it into your asshole to keep it from going down your pant legs and when you shit it smacks you in the face,is very common in Asian women
Allisa has a nasty buttsack
by Luther420 January 8, 2019
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Buttgasm

When you let off such a large, relieving fart that just makes you feel so much better that you achieve a state of euphoria known as the Buttgasm.
An hour after I ate a bunch of burritos, I farted so much that I had a buttgasm!
by Vofman March 7, 2009
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butthash

A gas that is inhaled to get a cheap cracklike high. It is rumored to ahve strted in Florida. Those nutty kids. What will they think of next? Butthash is reportedly made in the following manner:

Fecal matter and urine are placed in a bottle or jar and covered most commonly with a balloon. The container is then placed in a sunny area for several hours or days until fermented.

The contents of the container will separate and release a gas, which is captured in the balloon. Inhaling the gas is said to have a euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine but with strong hallucinations of times past.
That was some really kickass butthash.
by TheHawk December 1, 2007
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Cyat lick de butta

When a owned or stray cat runs into your house and licks the butter, or it just plainly runs in, you say DE CYAT LICK DE BUTTA!
yooo dis cat ran into my house! De Cyat lick de butta
by acidplanet_member October 14, 2005
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