Dead Roaching

Being tired to the extent where one does not move during sleep.

Dude I'm so tired, I'm going to be dead roaching it tonight.

by AnTi0606 January 31, 2019

Blotching

To combine the two past times of blogging and bitching

Last night I spent quite a bit of time blotching about that idiot at work!

by Chromecide March 12, 2009

Bleaching the scene

Masturbating while at a crime scene where a murder has taken place.

Rubbing one out.

I always bleach the scene before going out on dates.

I make it a habit of bleaching the scene before I go out on dates.

by Sebastain Fisher July 28, 2010

broaming

When the rat race threshold has been reached the necessary reaction is a road trip with bros.

Im over worked and underpaid. I need to get out of

here...time to broam.

This job sucks bro, time to quit, fill up the VW and start broaming tour 2010. Don't forget the tequila...

by strange fever October 26, 2010

Blooching

The sound of bubbles breaking

The early hour blooching of the carbonated ginger ale bubbles against the lid of the can in the quiet room kept me awake

by kspaine March 11, 2011

Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

Broaming

Accepting a phone call from your closest bro while in a place where you'll be hit with roaming charges. You know he's not calling you to talk about his period - it must be worth it.

You: "This better be good. I'm broaming right now."
Bro: "Dude, I had the craziest night ..."

by Broamer July 10, 2012