Braden

Dick head

Person 1- Ugh did you see that guy? Ewww
Person 2- he must be a Braden

by Your exxxxxxx June 11, 2019

Braden

Usually is gay, has a small penis, and large fucking head and he can't even walk through a damn door because it's so damn big. JESUS CHRIST. Also retarded as fuck and has no experience with girls.

"Fuck you Braden, but your mummy kinda thic"

by Buzz Lightener July 13, 2019

Brenden

Literally evil.

Brenden will do anything to make you feel bad about yourself, be careful.

by randomperson4 January 29, 2018

Braden

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

"FUCK! why did you just tell me to fuck off? YOU BRADEN!

by LOAFMUFFIN January 3, 2008

Braden

Braden looks like the crimson chin and bad at jokes and is bad at come backs

Braden is annoying

by Bifford did this March 22, 2019

braeden

braeden- typically a guy with a boyish prick. usually about 4 feet tall, and is known to be a hobbit. he's a complete asshole to others to make up for his little size. girls named ashley likes to shit on his life. did i mention he has a small weiner?

i hope your reading this, braeden.
you piece of shit. (:

oh, and by the way..he has a really ugly car.

ashley: god, i hate braeden. he's such a dick!
audra: maybe he's being a big dick to make up the size of his little one.
audra and ashley: AHAHA.
....
audra: i want some Arbys.

by ASHLEY&AUDRA May 20, 2010

Brenden

Is anouther word for a cunt as which is versatile in many ways

1) Goeff is a brenden
2)your mom has a great brenden
3)this job is a cunt

by chad sallenbach July 20, 2008