Bloot

What your cat does when you try to pet it and it won't let you, because it moves just enough to be out of reach.

I tried to wipe the smeg on the cat, but it blooted out of reach.

by boootky June 24, 2010

bloatshit

to big and heavy for it's functionality software, "bloated"

java (tm) is a classic bloatshit.

by Renorio November 30, 2006

The Bloated effect

The feeling you get after you eat too much, and you lay down, partially in pain, partially in exaustion, and shout out a large mono-syllabic noise, like aaaaggggggggrrrhhh

I went to Sizzler and got the endless steak and shrimp combo, after that i think i suffered from the bloated effect.

by K and H August 24, 2004

blop

A hybrid genre of Black Metal and Popular music.

Wow, Cradle of Filth are so Blop

by Rizdogs January 17, 2007

pussy bloat

swelling of a woman‘s pubic mound.

“Irlene‘s tight britches sure showed her pussy bloat.”

by dukie808 March 17, 2008

Bloathe

You hate someone but you would still give them a blowjob.

Friend: "hey did you see that guy in the store?"

Girl: I bloathe him

by qwertyuiop99 December 25, 2008

Chipot-Bloat

any abnormal general swelling, or increase in diameter of the abdominal area following ingestion of large food quantities from a slightly elevated mexican fast food chain

Following a carnitas burrito, a quesadilla and two bags of limey-saltarrific chips, Joe Collegestudent rocket slam-dunked for the first time in his life before collapsing on his dorm bed with his girlfriend. The night turned south once his overwhelming flatulence and paralyzing chipot-bloat prevented him from advancing past first base.

by Dave-S March 29, 2011