blofin

The act of motorboating a buttcrack.

Usually ends in pink eye or euphoria.
Sometimes both.

K gave me the sickest blofin, after Mexican! She’s a real one!

by Prop Joe August 9, 2024

Blofin

The act of motorboating a butt crack.

Usually resulting in pink eye or euphoria. Sometimes both.

She gave me a mean blofin after we had Mexican. Can’t lie fam, she’s a real one!

by Prop Joe August 9, 2024

Blofa

Blofa is a blowjob on a Sofa

Kyle liked it when your mom would Blofa him on the sofa

by White boy Jack October 24, 2023

Bloffee

Black coffee. No need for anyone to ask if I want creamer or sugar. No I don't want spice. I just want black coffee.

"What would you like to drink?" - Barista

"Bloffee" -Me
"I'll get that right out." - Barista

by Bloffeeguy January 3, 2024

bloof97

Name for a eldritch being with immense power

Prayed to bloof97 for a higher salary.

by Bloof97 is real November 14, 2023

Blomie Jon

Blomie Jon is a infamous Mexican co-founder and current top leader of the Blomie Nation, an international crime syndicate based in all over society. Before he assumed leadership of the entire nation, he allegedly served as a member in the 2nd year of the nation. After the first leader was tortured & killed, he later was recruited by the second leader, who later on decided it was time for retirement. As of early 2024, Blomie Jon has been the leader since and he has never been arrested or incarcerated.

They say he’s from the nation of Mr. Blomie Jon

by BigManJon May 27, 2024

bloffle

lopsided titty #WonkyBoob

jill is bigger than anne

“Why is one of ur boobs saggier than the other” said janice

“You don’t have a bloffle Janice?”

by blofflelover June 3, 2024