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blind squirrel

a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
That d bag blind squirrel beat me to the light because I was busy doin the booty scoot.
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
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blind mullet

A piece of excrement floating in a lake or river.
Lem was gigging frogs down in the bayou and saw a blind mullet.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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blimm

blimm: barely laughing in my mind

Instead of using 'lol' which stands for 'laughing out loud', use blimm when you're really just 'barely laughing in your mind'.
In an IM
friend1: hey dude, i just watched south park's newest episode. wasn't that hilarious?
friend2: blimm it was so great!
by k-zaj September 12, 2009
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Blind man's folly

To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.
Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.

or

Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!
by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003
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third eye blind

A great band somewhat similar in style to the Goo Goo Dolls and Fuel. An excellent alternative to mainstream rock.
by PW August 8, 2003
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Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.
Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again
by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008
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blinded by love

I asked the pastor about love and he told me to leave it to God. To not feel alone, that being alone was better than living in a fantasy.

I asked an artist about love at first sight, he said it was a mistake. That it's the stuff of novels. Without love in life, one must be more realistic.

I asked a gentleman about love and he told me that to ignore it would be best. That I was young and that money should be most important than a thousand loves.

I asked an elderly in a very remote place about love and passion. He told me that life was like a double edged glass, it cuts and hangs by a string.

I asked my father about love and innocence, about faith and patience and you know what he said, "Son it's always better to ignore the heart and listen to your conscience."

I asked my mother about the love that I had; she said it was my imagination. That if I did not believe her, in time I would see that she is right.

And now that I don't have you, I think of all the time lost that I spent on you, because by loving you blindly I didn't listen and I threw myself into a void of love. Everyone warned me that some flowers out there have thorns.
by Mr Chicago September 14, 2009
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