Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
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Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.
However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.
Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
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I got a major tongue-blasting from my commanding officer when I accidently shot my teammate in the foot.
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