bleached hams

Pasty white legs of large circumference and heft that resemble a porcine cut of meat.

Mary should have never worn that skirt; the world didn't need to see her bleached hams.

by TIA1776 January 19, 2013

Blippi

The kind of guy who poops on his friends.

Eric: "What the hell happened to you??"
Chang: "I was over at my friend Stevin's house and had to use the john."
Eric: "And?"
Chang: "He came in, started playing Harlem Shake, and then pooped all over me!"
Eric: "That's gross, man! He sounds like a real Blippi!"
Chang: (wiping poop from his face) "You're telling me!"

by Blippee July 12, 2023

regulus black

a hot slytherin with daddy issues who almost saved the wizarding world

regulus black is the real slytherin hero

by regulusb January 10, 2021

Black air force energy

If someone has black air force energy then he is someone who is crazy doesnt give no shit
And does not care at all about him self or anyone else
They are wild and u shouldnt mess with them

Have u ever seen comethazine

He has some black air force energy

by Defenitly not redouane May 10, 2020

Blinker fluid

A prank that parents play on their children when they’re old enough to drive. Blinker fluid/fuel is not real but is a common joke, most shop owners play along or will laugh at you.

“Run down to the auto parts store and get me some blinker fluid”, but when Billy went to the store the managers just laughed at him.

by Hardtruths January 2, 2018

Art block

A Code Red for artists when they meet the wall and all motivation to draw suddenly disappear in the Bermuda Triangle. Simply when artistic libido is missing. Common causes are either a burnout from being too active with the pen, or a lack of inspiration/ideas on what to sketch. Either way, it is an artists downfall which can be permanent or temporary. Forcing oneself to draw during an art block will always work against its purpose, and has the same outcome as when a propane tank is thrown on a fire.

My pencil suffers from erectile dysfunction. Shit, I have been hit by an art block.

by IDGAFox June 7, 2020

Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.

Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018