beefed

The act of taking out one's member and slapping the recipient's face with it. Particularly during a blowjob.

I heard that girl who sits next to me in class got beefed last night while she was giving head.

by nataliee March 17, 2017

Beemer Bitch

Anyone who bought, owns, drives, or as anything to say about BMWs other than how anyone who buys, owns or drives one is a pretentious asshole.

Bet you little Beemer Bitches flip your collars on your shirts up, too.

Yeah, you're really cool now. Really. You are.

Fucktard.

by 6_Qubed August 29, 2007

beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

Beefed

When your hood is turned inside out on your coat/jacket/hoodie

Someone runs up behind you and turns your hood inside out "Dude! You just got beefed!"

by MarmaladeMad February 27, 2014

Beefers

People with bovine prototypical properties.

Do you think that people are Beefers because they eat massive amounts of meat?

by the Beefer August 25, 2009

Beefers

Someone who eats nonstop and looks like a little ball of fun!

Austin is such a beefers!!

by Josephina Molina September 29, 2010

Beefert

Beefert is a word that can mean whatever you really want it to mean it can be an insult, a bad word, a funny word, or whatever you want it to mean!

Frank: "Tiffany was being such a beefert in class today."
Phillip:" No You"

by @yourabeefert February 13, 2019