because

Specific Purpose: To persuade my audience that schools should focus more on other subjects such as extracurricular activities, and electives.

Thesis Statement: Lots of students graduate highschool having little to no idea what they want to do. Students tend to repeat the same work year after year, in the same courses. Students could benefit from schools providing other subject options when it comes to taking classes.

Introduction:

Specific Purpose: To persuade my audience that schools should focus more on other subjects such as extracurricular activities, and electives.

Thesis Statement: Lots of students graduate highschool having little to no idea what they want to do. Students tend to repeat the same work year after year, in the same courses. Students could benefit from schools providing other subject options when it comes to taking classes.

Introduction:because

by Abcvd January 8, 2024

Because

Because I'm not responsible for the affliction that renders them in need of somone else's body. Like... YOU did the thing. If I don't need to have sex. You do not need to have sex. If you are not entitled to the use of other people's bodies, then, you are EQUALLY not entitled to the use of a doctor's body to perform an abortion. So, there. Equality. What you want is a consequence free monopoly on the sex-act that requires my support while, simultaneously, I'm being excluded from the sex-act.

Hym "Seriously. I do a thing 👈 YOU impose a deliberate, retaliatory response framed as a 'consequence' (in spite of the fact that the reaction is not a natural occurrence outside of your conscious will) 👈 Society is (somehow) not required to remediate said occurrence. YOU do a thing 👉 The natural byproduct of that thing occurs 👈 it's (somehow) incumbent on society... To remediate. I don't see how that makes sense to you. But that's OK! Because I'm SUPER... Easy to bribe. With sex and money and drugs! So, no. No abortion for you. The fat-cocks can breed you until they can't afford it and then we throw them in a cage. Where they belong."

by Hym Iam October 2, 2023

because

ba-cuse can be used in multiple difrent ways

dam girl nice because
because she dead

by Matthewcase October 12, 2023

Because it's politically inconvenient for me

Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.

Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"

Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"

Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"

Hym "Why?"

Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"

Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"

Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."

Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"

Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."

Hym "Ok..."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2023

Because Yes

Because Yes

Because Yes

by PengyGaming October 30, 2023

Because he cheated

So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."

by Hym Iam March 23, 2024

befused

a mix between "befuddled" and "confused," used to express double the regular confusion one may have

"That was so wild that I'm thoroughly befused."

by n-o-h-uh March 31, 2024