turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

Super Master Ass Blaster

One who is exceptionally skilled in all types of combat.

Whoa! Bruce Lee was the Super Master Ass Blaster of his time

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

cheeseman blaster

a person who is willing to totally call out dicks when they are acting DICKISH....(eg. cheesy)

dickwad: hey sexy chick-

cheeseman blaster: im gonna go ahead and be a cheeseman blaster and stop you there....YOU DICK.

by cheeseman blaster January 10, 2010

Nigga Beater

A miniature baseball bat; usually sold as a novelty at sports stores or given away as a promotional expense at minor league baseball games.

Hey Johnny check this out! It was free nigga beater night at McCoy Stadium

by ShedCrew420 June 1, 2011

Woman Beater

Chris Brown

Chris Brown is a woman beater.

by DKsDownBInTheAir July 16, 2009

Wife beater

An a-shirt or tanktop or muscle shirt, sleeveless

I need to wash my wife beater.

by Anonymous April 3, 2003