Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

by TheSwineFlew December 24, 2011

Butter Beard

The sensation of a greasy beard, felt typically after eating buttery food.

"I had some toast earlier, I'm gonna feel like a Butter Beard all day."

by Ripestonspoonersmith January 14, 2013

stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.

dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day

by D-Bizz November 17, 2006

revision beard

Beard grown by students who don't bother to shave during exam period

-Did u see Lucas this morning?
-Yeah, he's grown a massive revision beard!

by dackna May 31, 2007

Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.

Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!

by jbirneycrum May 21, 2015

Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.

Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."

by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

by Tweeter23 October 05, 2018