Deflated beaver

When you get your ladies beaver all hot and horny and then you stick in your 1 inch cock - she realizes what a disappointment and therefore her beaver becomes deflated

I gave my girlfriend my massive 1 inch cock which led to a deflated beaver

by Wingnut 13 June 1, 2019

Big Beaver

A Gigantic Beaver In Bebras 2018 That Weighs 22KG. He Can Perform Mitosis. His Name Is Pronounced Beevus.

OH MY GOD HE'S SO POWERFUL HOLY FUCK ITS BIG BEAVER

by Steven Mc Steveyson November 13, 2019

Troy Baker

He voices everyone...every single person...you can't escape him
He even voices you, the person reading this

Oh look its Troy Baker!
Well of course it is! He's everyone

by ConbroDEEtions February 18, 2021

Bathroom Beater

The technically not but low-key criminal act of beating your dick in the school/public bathroom. Even worse then shitting in a school/public bathroom.

Guy: Hey have you heard that Johnson is a Bathroom Beater?
Joe: What the fuck?

by Xx_EatItAndBeatIt_xX July 13, 2023

ride the beaver

a public Leicester bus company they use a blue double-decker bus. the bus has a large beaver waving on it and wave to the beaver and ride the beaver writen on the bus.

we are going to ride the beaver to the supermarket

by starkey123 December 10, 2011

Open the Bakery

To take a shit. Primarily used to express one's need to defecate in a polite and courteous manner. May also be stated as opening the bakery for business.

Mexican was not the best idea for lunch today. I am going to need to open the bakery within the hour.

Let's take a quick break from the meeting if we can. I need to open the bakery for business. Let's start again in about 10 minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode August 18, 2016

can't beat the beater

you cant beat the person that's been beating the whole time

Maya: "Jstris queen fell off?"
Gabby: "NO, you can't beat the beater!"

by chants_UwU May 18, 2022