bamlance

A warcry used in Urban Terror to call for rebalancing the teams. Similar to just saying teams. Coined by the UrT player who's tag is Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer (blue): Teams are uneven! We're down 2 players! Bamlance!
GeekyNinja joined the game
GeekyNinja joined the blue team

by GeekyNinja October 11, 2008

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Bashanked

When the act of masturbation becomes incredibly painful, and a stabbing sensation is established.
Often a result of a healthy cocktail of STI's.

a) "It hurts when i bash the pope around"

"Your a bashanker"

"lol"

b) "have you ever bashanked"

"piss off dad"

by flashkapOw July 10, 2009

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ballanine chain

when you stick your fingers up ones asshole, then that person (the recipient of the fingers) licks the fingers, therefore licking their own asshole shit.

-Hey bro, last night i gave that girl i hooked up with a ballanine chain.

- no way

-ya, i was so hammered

by J-Weez888 December 6, 2010

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A Balanuj is fun, manipulative and shrewed. He can be your best friend and worst enemy at the same time. He likes to splurge money on random things, will have snickers for lunch so that he can splurge on scotch. He is a person who will tell you whats on his mind, but you still dont have the heart to trust him completely. He knows he should avoid unhealthy food, but is too selfish to think otherwise. A balanuj loves pork, any form of it. A balanuj is a bookworm. A balanuj loves wordly talks and walks.

A Balanuj is the epitome of quirkyness.

by impy0507 November 27, 2011

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Balane

Is usually person with a microscopic dick who usually works as a stripper for Homosexual men,they usually wear glasses and they like to watch old western films at retirement homes.

I think that guy's acting like a Balane

by pseudonym8011 July 6, 2011

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