More basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle

A way of describing the most basic looking guys/girls.

Yo Phil that bitch is more basic than a two piece jigsaw puzzle.

by Matt Damon young February 6, 2017

Basic Dick

Equivalent of a basic bitch. Enjoys complaining about girlfriend or women in general, has an overall obsession with everything masculine, and wears cargo shorts way too much.

"He left more for an Asian who does anal and loves making sandwiches. What a basic dick."

by pacmo April 13, 2015

Basic Bitch

A girl that links her Tinder account with Instagram, just to get likes and followers.

I just matched this basic bitch on Tinder earlier, her entire profile was comprised of emojis.

by jasten skat June 13, 2015

basic bitch face

A woman with basic bitch qualities who's resting face has absolutely no expression.

Basic bitch face is a spin off of resting bitch face. Basic bitches are always so wrapped up in their expensive coffees, Uggs, and Instagram filters, that they cannot focus completely on what another person is saying.

I was trying to tell her something important and she was looking at me with a blank stare as if her mind was somewhere else. She had total basic bitch face.

by GucciGlassSP April 20, 2016

basic white bitch order

Caramel Macchiato

Iced White Mocha

"Welcome to Starbucks how may I take your order"
"I would like one basic white bitch order please "

by Supreme Clean May 28, 2018

Visual Basic master edition

Visual Basic 6. Used on forums to confuse stupid noobs, and have them search forever for it.

OP: "For this program I used Visual Basic master edition."
Bitch: "Cool, I have Visual Basic 6 but where you find master edition?"

by lolwutnigga June 18, 2008

basic white boy

A guy who wears khakis, v-necks and love his Starbucks. The counter part to a basic white girl. Often have no personality like a basic white girl. Gets along with basic people.

Leah: Don't you think Josh is cute.
Katie: He may be cute but he's a basic white boy.

by Thee_IceBerg November 25, 2015