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barrel of fun

A wooden-like barrel that produces pleasurable vibrations to anyone who deposits $0.50. The vibrating element is arranged in such a way to imply that the vibration is for feet.

Proper use of the Barrel of Fun requires the rider to sit on the vibrating element.

The Barrel of Fun is especially pleasurable to those of the female sex.
Ralph: Roxanne, you seem to be enjoying that Barrel of Fun a little too much.

Roxanne: I am just getting primed for later when we get back to the Roxy room.
by Violated Centaur March 12, 2005
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Do a barrel roll

A command spoken by Peppy Hare in Star Fox 64.

An expression for what seems to be the solution to almost every impossible situation (in other words, a way of saying there is no solution.)
Okay, so... You're in a dark room, no lights, no escape, and 3 rabid werewolves on the loose. How do you get out of THAT?" "Do a barrel roll!
by mybrassisbiggerthanyourss January 22, 2011
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Bartender

A professional blender of liquids and solids (spirits, narcotics, drug substances, sauces, opiates, anesthetics, ethanol, tranquilizers…) involving a multi-step process culminating in the formation of a, generally appetizing, substance with a specific purpose.

Although historically mistaken for a non-medical professional, a bartender has identical importance as your local pharmacist, family doctor and favorite dealer. In fact, his/her qualifications encompasses all credentials obtained by the aforementioned occupations.
The hardest part of a bartender's job is figuring out who is stupid and who is drunk
by Dictionnarian July 20, 2018
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Blueberry Barrel

When one wraps their penis with a sheet of sand paper and secures it in place with a condom wrapped around the shaft. While engaging in anal sex, the friction causes the condom to gradually break and exposes the sand paper to the anal rim - which quickly bleeds and causes hemroids to pop like blueberrys.
Bill was upset after Joe gave Bill's wife a blueberry barrel. Cheating whore.
by wake1080 July 21, 2009
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Oil Barrel Syndrome

This is a psychological condition that results from playing too many video games.
It consists of an instinctive desire to shoot at any barrel or container that might have liquid in it, in the expectation that it will cause a magnificent explosion.
Dude, sounds like you've got Oil Barrel Syndrome
by Crazy Tosh May 10, 2011
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Julian Bartlett

A grossly overpaid, predatory white male that hunts only petite Asian sales assistants as their prey.

Usually dressed in obscenely expensive garments to lure their prey as they enter designer shops.

Mating call = "Ya Duknoe"
"Hey look at that OAP dressed in all cashmere with that mail order malone.... Another Julian Bartlett"
by Ngiss July 25, 2019
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No Holes Barred

No Holes Barred is a term used when talking about sex where the woman will accept the mans penis in all the popular places: Mouth oral sex; Pussy vaginal sex; Ass anal sex

A website for consenting adults looking "no holes barred" NHB sex. www.noholesbarred.co
High honey, I heard you will take it in anywhere - no holes barred. Can I have sex with you please!
by Uncle Alfred January 12, 2017
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