your dad is bald

This means that your dad is bald and thats it

YOUR DAD IS BALD

by imintheghetto ratatata June 23, 2019

chan's bald minions

It basically means being a stay which is the stray kids fandom and you like all members of stray kids :)

random person: what are you? A stay?
a stay: Nu I'm one of Chan's bald minionssss!!! *dramatic evil luaghter*

by straykidswoh April 13, 2020

duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

duke depps bald head

a term used to convince duke depp to go bald

“hey do you think duke depp should go bald? i like all these edits of duke depps bald head”

by chloe depp March 19, 2021

bald butter

A gross oily or greasy bald head. Can also be the oily/greasy residue or yellowish stain left behind on clothing or objects caused by a bald buttered person.

Damn dude, look at that bald butter on your pillow!

by macmex August 14, 2007

bald britany

Bald britany is a 5'o'clock shadow on a womans pussy. Its when she shaves her box of friday to go out and then what it feels like on tuesday after it has had time to grow!!!!

Peter says to Tommy Ibanged your sister on Tuesday and got a rash on my penis from her bald britany.

by diamond duane, cool keith December 16, 2008

bald mikey

When, while part of a large group of other males, one male exposes his shaved scrotum to another member of the group, usually in a surprise manner.

Hey Chuck, look at this... ( exposed scrotum )...!

Chuck, "No way, I've been bald mikey'd!"....

by Muffy Sweets May 23, 2010

Baldeus Bastardus

Latin for Bald Bastard.

When said fast, you can call someone a bald bastard to their face without them knowing.

A phrase first used by the Ancient Greeks.

'Fuck me! Put your hat back on. I can't see for the sun bouncing off your head'.

'Fuck you!'

'No fuck you! You Baldeus Bastardus'

by Plaggy Terry April 19, 2014