Android

A smart phone that should not be a smart phone. Androids are a waste of money. Androids are slow and useless. It does not deserve the name "Smart Phone" it should be called................................. Dumb Phone.

"Androids are a pieces of garbage." Sundar Pichai says to me. "Aren't you the CEO of Android?" ask him. "Yeah, but everyone knows they suck." He responds. "True dat, True Dat."

by Yummysocks March 22, 2020

android

android is the most garbo phone ever on this planet earth and is the bitten spat out part of the apple logo and is a disgrace to humans and has the most garbage lasting battery ever

friend: "yo i got android phone"
Me an intellectual: *smacks phone on ground and poops on it*
friend: "thank you"

by Oscarboi420 April 12, 2019

adrobaen

Hawt Chick

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

androgny

Where you can't tell someone's gender by looking at them and think, "That's either a guy or girl, I can't tell!"

Kylie: Check out that person over there. I'm having an andrognyous moment. Is that a guy? I can't tell by the clothes and haircut.
Cindy: Can't you tell that she has boobs? It's a girl.

by Mistress_E September 15, 2009

androide

The act of an android user to cause an Apple product to make errors or shut down.

He androided my iphone.

by Trollen December 29, 2010

androgynous-male

A male of indeterminate sex, or whos name is Neil.

You're the epitome of an androgynous-male Neil!

by Kodie86 January 1, 2019

Vulcan android

Someone who takes things too literally, over-thinks everything, and dismisses anything that lacks a clear cut purpose as irrelevant.

Abbey: My god! This is just so awesome isn't it?

Lauren: ...Compared to what?

Abbey: Haha! You're such a Vulcan android.

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010