asshatrick 

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

asshatrick by Puck You January 17, 2008

asshamster 

In corporate parlance, a lackey or subservient employee who attempts to ingratiate himself with his superiors; a toadie.

John follows the Boss around constantly; he's a major asshamster.

asshamster by spacegoblyn October 15, 2003

asshattery 

A colorful way to describe the boorish and often taxing antics of a foolish and uninformed individual; an act or series of acts committed by an asshat.

This asshattery has gone on for long enough!

asshattery by Brash December 13, 2008

asshatty 

A word that describes the actions of a giant douche bag like John Mayer. Adapted from, "I want to wear your ass like a hat."

Example 1: When John Mayer described having sex with Jessica Simpson like sexual napalm, he was acting in an asshatty way.

asshatty by hotdanman March 6, 2010

Asshatchery 

Noun: A place where asshats congeal, usually gutters and online chat rooms.

Jonny: a/s/l?
Betty: OMFG im t0t4lly naked n u r h0rny for me!
Jonny: damn, i found an asshatchery...

Child: My mom said I cant go over 'cuz your house is an asshatchery...

Asshatchery by Chronnie January 6, 2008

akshath

Akshath is a name that's been around for, like, a kabajillion years. It generally means Indestructible, and is of Indian origin. It is universally agreed to mean "a total stud with a massive carrot". Akshaths are almost always popular with the women, considering the sexy name. Also, if you are a Akshath, you are likely to be rich and famous as an adult, if you aren't already.

Akshath's treat women with respect and are good at pleasing women in all situations, including sexual activities. All women tend to find Akshath's very love and fuckable, especially when they get to know him.

That guy is so perfect. He has to be an Akshath!

akshath by Tonightisthenight October 22, 2014

Akshat 

the most awesomest person in the world, he has skill and is classified as a decendent of einstien. He is possibly the best human in the world.

"my friend is sooo awesome and smart"
"is his name Akshat?"

Akshat by jerky187 October 20, 2011