Did i ask 

Its something a rude middle school kid says because they dint have a comeback

smallpp69:my grandma died
waploveronmymom:did i ask tho

Did i ask by smallpp69901380193810381 September 15, 2020

Did I ask? 

The most annoying answer in the existence of the scientific universe.

Jimmy: My house got robbed yesterday, we're trying to find the-
Michael: Damn that's crazy bro, but did I ask?

Did I ask? by bruhmoment72 March 5, 2021

Go Ask Alice 

A book describing a teenage girl's experiences with various drugs and typical teenage problems, i.e. sex, running away, etc. A very good book, albeit it doesn't really help people fear drugs. In fact, several of my friends and I have told each other that it actually makes us want to do drugs.

After reading "Go Ask Alice," Kate and I are trying LSD. Dylan and I are planning on hitchhiking somewhere. Our lives, are fucked, to put it bluntly.
...it's still a good book.

Go Ask Alice by sharkbaithoohaha December 25, 2007

did i ask 

a phrase commonly used by people who don’t have a comeback for an argument or just want to annoy another person. did i ask will never be funny.

p1: i have something to tell you..
p2: did i ask

did i ask by a random.person April 11, 2020

Did i ask? 

When someone tells you something totally irrelevant to the conversation. Also one of the meanings for the acronym ask.

*Talking about new appartment*
Person 1: "Did you know that the stork is the national animal of Denmark?"
Person 2 : "Umm, did i ask?"

Did i ask? by ExfiT May 9, 2016

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

don't ask don't tell 

A stupid policy that forces the discharge of gays and lesbians from the military.

I guess this means that all men aren't created equal.

Why is the government so friggin' stupid?

don't ask don't tell by I love Shirley Manson because she is cool. Muahahaha! December 29, 2003