Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.

That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.

by EricRand17 October 21, 2013

Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.

Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.

by ferrdog August 6, 2009

Anal addict

A person (usually a male) that is addicted to asses. More specifically anal sex, gapes, and puckering assholes.

More and more young males across the globe are experiencing this addiction most likely due to the high availability of hardcore anal pornography on the internet.

The leaders in the pornography industries have found that there is a very high demand for gaping asses and have been catering to this extreme fetish for several years now.

Adam - "Rob, stop watching hardcore anal porn, you're desentizing yourself you anal addict"

Rob - "I can't help it man, besides, deep inside you, no pun intended, there's a hardcore anal addict too and you know it."

by LordGryn December 9, 2008

anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015

Anal Nugget

Another word for a piece of shit, usually used as an insult

Friend:*nocks drink out hand*
You: Hey man don't be such an anal nugget

by J.F.S.F July 19, 2016

anal poke

an average caucasian male who prodes the rectal sphyncter of unsuspecting, male/female victims

have you seen that anal poke guy from yarmouth? "yeah he asked me if i wanted a rectile massage"

by duffwade December 14, 2011

anal carousel

1. Male lays down; points "Johnson" to ceiling
2. Female stands over Johnson, and lowers herself onto Johnson, leading it into her anus
3. She sits on male's pelvis, Johnson in her rectum
4. She spins on Johnson, twisting it in her anus

Jim: That girl is such a slut.
Joe: I know. She's probably the type that if I put my dick in her ass, she'd just spin around. You know, like an anal carousel.
Jim: Ah, yes. The anal carousel. I'm familiar.

by rockoutwithyourjohnsonout December 21, 2014