Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.

That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.

by EricRand17 October 21, 2013

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Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.

Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.

by ferrdog August 6, 2009

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A person (usually a male) that is addicted to asses. More specifically anal sex, gapes, and puckering assholes.

More and more young males across the globe are experiencing this addiction most likely due to the high availability of hardcore anal pornography on the internet.

The leaders in the pornography industries have found that there is a very high demand for gaping asses and have been catering to this extreme fetish for several years now.

Adam - "Rob, stop watching hardcore anal porn, you're desentizing yourself you anal addict"

Rob - "I can't help it man, besides, deep inside you, no pun intended, there's a hardcore anal addict too and you know it."

by LordGryn December 9, 2008

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Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 15, 2018

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anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.

After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.

by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016

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