Anal Apocalypse

An extremely painful ordeal,in which Satan comes out of ones anus to destroy the world.
The highest level of anal-torture.Nothing can compare to the creamy shitstorm that is released.
That jackasss at that Chinese buffet left a total anal apocalypse in the bathroom.
I was tempted to start an anal apocalypse at my cousins gay wedding.
by EricRand17 October 21, 2013
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Anal Radar

The ever increasing urge to shit when the anus realizes it's closer to home.
Seven miles from home I'm fine. Two blocks away and my anal radar kicks in and I really gotta shit.
by ferrdog August 07, 2009
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Anal addict

A person (usually a male) that is addicted to asses. More specifically anal sex, gapes, and puckering assholes.

More and more young males across the globe are experiencing this addiction most likely due to the high availability of hardcore anal pornography on the internet.

The leaders in the pornography industries have found that there is a very high demand for gaping asses and have been catering to this extreme fetish for several years now.
Adam - "Rob, stop watching hardcore anal porn, you're desentizing yourself you anal addict"

Rob - "I can't help it man, besides, deep inside you, no pun intended, there's a hardcore anal addict too and you know it."
by LordGryn October 23, 2008
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anal compression

The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
by PGVaginamort November 22, 2016
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anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"
I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.
by vanceanity May 29, 2015
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Anal Keef

The purest form of anal fluid discharge. Oil substance secreted from the colon after various physical activities such as dancing , exercising, etc
The anal keef from that chick last night sure was exquisite.
by MOMSMASHER69 December 15, 2020
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anal-spelunker

(n) Any person who penetrates another person's anus for sexual gratification. Often referred to in homosexuality, however has been known to be referred by straight couples in masochistic sexual positions.

(adj) anal-spelunking the act of having anal sex with another person.
Tom was referred to as an anal-spelunker by his co-workers because he had a boyfriend.

John asked his wife if he could do some anal-spelunking tonight.

Antonio and Sergio claim to be anal-spelunkers
by Randomus August 12, 2006
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