Anal Roulette 

The act of farting while not knowing if in fact, a fart will be produced or a small amount fecal matter will be expelled from the anus in lieu of the fart.

George felt like he had to fart but wasn't sure if it was gas or crap. He played "Anal Roulette" and lost. George crapped in his pants.

Anal Roulette by Hershey5941 December 15, 2008

anal rapture

a case of extreme explosive diarrhea; usually caused by excessive ingestion of chili.

Don't go in the bathroom for a while. The anal rapture caused by the three scoops of chili at Mongolian Barbeque is going to need some time!

anal rapture by Travoltine January 13, 2009

Anal Cunt 

The biggest trolls of the music industry. A grindcore band led by singer Seth Putnam. Their lyrics are mainly offensive sounding shit which can't be understood. In reality, they're just written to piss butthurt people off.

Anal Cunt are my favorite trolls ever.

Anal Cunt by Crash6351 December 13, 2010

anal stalker 

noun. an anal stalker is one who, in intimate situations, continuously attempts to penetrate the rectum.

"John tried to finger my asshole again last night. Ugh. He is such an anal stalker!"

anal stalker by topeelanorange May 2, 2004

anal dictionary 

a reference manual to all things anal.

i had to refer to the anal dictionary to pull off a proper rusty trombone.

anal dictionary by 40oz.killa January 4, 2008

anal flank 

To flank someone (generally in war games) to get behind them, kill them, then proceed to rape them. Usually in some sort of "crouch-stand" maneuver. (Tea bagging)

Soldier 1: Dude, we got to anal flank these guys, we're getting owned!

Soldier 2: Alright, I'll distract them, you do it.

anal flank by Hiru March 15, 2008

anal poop 

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

anal poop by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014