aggressive shrimp

A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.

Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."

by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024

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Aggressive

The word aggressive is a word made to describe the actions, thoughts and comments of the Icelandic individual Hrafnkell Numi Bjarkason. This so called "viking" has been know to do brutal things. The word aggressive means to be Hrafnkell Numi Bjarkason.

He is very aggressive.

by TheInformationGuide October 1, 2023

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Aggressively useless

When someone or something is so devoid of any redeeming value you can't believe it's not intentional.

I'm trying real hard not to hate my son-in-law, but the kid's aggressively useless.

by THX1180 December 2, 2023

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Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.

"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."

by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024

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Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

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aggressive monogamy

A type of monogamy, practiced by swingers - who are trying to hide the fact that they are swingers - because they built their entire persona around being in a traditional monogamous relationship.

He kept saying that he was practicing aggressive monogamy, while his wife was in the bedroom getting railed by his best friend.

by PugsAreAnAbominationToGod June 7, 2024

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