A wedding where all the guys are showing off their rides. Can happen in situations involving a lot of divorce and remarriage where all the exes were invited.
"That wedding was such a car show that one of the mother of the bride's exes no-showed because his new girlfriend couldn't make it"
by distractions_inc October 25, 2022
Get the car showmug. Lamborghini car owner: let’s see if your hunk of junk can beat my lambo
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
Sleeper car owner: yeah sure
*they race*
Sleeper owner: YOU JUST GOT BEATEN BY A SLEEPER CAR!
*race ends*
by Newah August 9, 2021
Get the Sleeper carmug. A car monkey is when a female gives a man oral pleasure while driving in a car. She should topless and at least slightly buzzed. Verb
My wife got drunk as hell last night at the beach club, and hit me with a car monkey on the way home, that shit was hella good!
by Madmax16 May 17, 2016
Get the car monkeymug. Just poppin out to the shops!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!
You going in that tard car!? U look like such a tard in that bag of shit, it's not fucking fast!!
by DavidDickinson June 1, 2010
Get the Tard carmug. The best movie you’ll ever watch. Cars 2 is a true cinematic masterpiece for the ages, it’s greatness is misunderstood by the foolish public. Cars 2 is a truly great movie, and one of the best cinematic masterpieces of all time.
John: Man I wanna watch Cars 2 on Disney+!
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
Jake: Cars 2? That shitty movie, that’s kinda cringe, bro, ngl
John: Jake, have you even watched Cars 2? It’s Pixar’s magnum opus!
Jake: Yeah right you dumb bitch. Have you seen the reviews it has, everyone hates it
John: everyone hates you too but here you are
*John then forces Jake yo watch Cars 2 with him*
by Cars2Enjoyer July 18, 2022
Get the Cars 2mug. by It’s Chicken February 6, 2021
Get the FluffFox Carmug. Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).
by BigManK00 November 6, 2019
Get the Burner Carmug.