by johnebp February 14, 2004
Get the Carson Topmug. A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
by Longduff August 26, 2014
Get the sloppy carsonmug. A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos
by DCFads2 October 1, 2019
Get the Carson Anusmug. Carson Shaw is a main character in the Amazon Prime Video television series, A League of Their Own. She is portrayed by Abbi Jacobson. Will make your day better. Carson Shaw is not from a farm, tho many may think she is. And she is deeply in love with Greta Gill. And loves baseball. (is very cute)
by lets.rob.the.bank November 4, 2022
Get the Carson Shawmug. by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020
Get the Pulling A Carsonmug. Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.
Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020
Get the carson lingmug. is reatarted dont be a carson eagle he is dumb and bullys people he cheats on wemon and dates the most stpuidest girls
by carsoon eagle September 13, 2022
Get the carson eaglemug.