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Carson Top

A solid, removable roof that is covered with a soft material.
New Mazda Miata's only dream of the quality of a carson top.
by johnebp February 14, 2004
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sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.
I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.
by Longduff August 26, 2014
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Carson Anus

A person who watches gay porn and likes a gay man named witten and likes a person named Majo and hes always on the hub. Carson is always on the hub because he loves the videos
by DCFads2 October 1, 2019
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brenden carson

A Brenden Carson is a dirty minded but sweet and loving person, he would date anyone and spit on your pussy for a nickel, get yourself a brenden Carson
by Donald miller May 22, 2018
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Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.
Dylan: “can you come to my birthday

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”
by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020
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carson ling

Carson Ling is dumb as rocks and likes to be a dickhead to everybody, but can’t take any sort of insult or criticism or else he’ll cry. Carson Ling is also probably one of the biggest homos you’ll ever meet.
Guy 1 - You wanna hang out with Carson ling later

Guy 2 - Nah fuck that nigga Carson Ling is always trying to hit on me and is a big bitch
by DopeAssNigga635 August 29, 2020
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Scott Carson

Scott Carson is the greatest footballer to ever exist, he is the winner of 7 Ballon Dor’s and numerous other prestigious awards. His super fans @RedmondKristian and @Carsonator_ post Scott Carson prop to show the world how much of a legend Scotty C is. Undisputed 🐐
Scott Carson is the 🐐 man, he’s the 🐐!
by Bosco444 September 10, 2020
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