Ring in the new year getting cancer

To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.

"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"

by mp2009 February 2, 2009

the seven-year ditch

When an established couple decides to separate at the seven-year mark.

Several of my friends divorced after 7 years. The seven-year ditch rule must be in effect.

by Xeenie February 15, 2009

Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.

Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"

by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018

yerp

a word with many meanings such as whats up, yup, yes, you're welcome, ok,

Thanks for picking me up dawg. yerp

you want some food? yerp

by thetruth June 2, 2003

New Year's Adam

The day before New Year's Eve. Since Adam was created before Eve, and the need to be equitable in the new year's season, New Year's Adam creates further anticipation of New Years Day.

When is your family coming to our place?
On New Year's Adam and leaving January 5th.

New Year's Adam is the last chance to prepare for the New Year's Eve party.

by IshF January 11, 2008

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat December 31, 2004

12 year old boys

little shits that think "fucking ur mom" is funny. they like to shit on other peoples days just to get a laugh. they're complete shit heads.

12 yr. old boys: hey bitch i fucked ur mom last night loololololol!!!111111!!!!!
me: my mom has cancer
12 yr. old boys: cause i fucked her so hard last night lololololoolo!111!!!!!!
me: fucking arrogant 12 year old boys

by some pissed off girl August 2, 2014