Weathercock

An inconstant person, someone who changes (decisions/opinions/plans) with the wind.

"Jacob is such a weathercock, he said wanted to go shopping with Dari today, but he changed his mind like one minute later."

by Archon707 May 20, 2014

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Weather Balloon

The default answer you give to someone who asks "what was that?" Mirroring the government's response to any UFO or UAP question.

Jake, when you threw that suction cup dildo across the classroom, Mrs Lovingcock asked me what was thrown. I just told her it was a Weather Balloon so she wouldn't question it further.

by Charlie Badass July 18, 2021

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A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address

Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”

by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009

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