Wicked evil people who show up on your doorstep at 3 in the morning and ask stupid questions such as (Note: the proper responses are listed below questions):
1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.
1. Have you found Jesus?
PR: Why NO. Why don't you come in and help me look for him? Sumbitch must be around here somewhere!
2. Would you like a copy of Watchtower?
PR: Thank you sir/madam. I needed some more kindling. (take publication, walk over to fireplace, and throw it in).
3. Would you like to donate to our ministry here in (insert town here)?
PR: I would but I am opposed to A. Panhandling B. Government Controlled Religious freaks.
Man them damned Jehovah's Witnesses came knockin again this morning.
What'd you do bro?
Answered the door naked.
What'd you do bro?
Answered the door naked.
by Unholy Jester121 September 05, 2009
by BARBOUR3000 March 07, 2009
by sick sticks February 06, 2008
by asholeemar August 22, 2009
A religious sect of Christianity, now deemed a cult, that spreads itself to as many people as possible. Claiming the end of the world is nearing, they say it is their duty to preach to all to save them. Only Jehovah's Witnesses will survive the end. Though they may seem peaceful, nice and loving, "hardcore" Jehovah's Witnesses are infact nearly terrorist, violent, hateful, racist and overall, disgusting people. They spread anti-semitism, believe in hating the United States, Israel, the United Nations and homosexuals. They previously have been on 20/20 for sexual molestation charges within the church. They are one step lower than terrorist extremeists and preach many falsehoods that they cannot backup. The horrors do not stop there, as charges of molstation and racism are only the beginning. Along with those come, trespassing, assault, harassment, battery, terrorism, manslaughter and hate crimes. They believe in not accepting vital medical help such as organ transplants and blood transfusions and if a JW parent's child is critically injured and needs such a medical treatment, the religion prohibits it. The child, even if could be saved and fully recover, is told they must die.
I got visited by Jehovahs Witnesses today, they tried blocking me from shutting the door on them.
Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses keep harassing me every weekend.
Quick! Shut the door and lock it, the Jehovahs Witnesses are coming. Call the police!
Those damn Jehovah's Witnesses keep harassing me every weekend.
Quick! Shut the door and lock it, the Jehovahs Witnesses are coming. Call the police!
by Liberation May 22, 2007
A fantastic little ditty that makes you appear masculine, tough, and pure gangsta weezy shizah. Ladies love guys with confidence, and nothing shows off confidence more than flailing your arms with your fellow brethren and laughing as you're doing it, knowing how ridiculously stupid both you and the dance are.
Timothy: Do you know how much box I pulled in at the club when the ladies saw me showing off my lean wit it rock wit it moves?
Johnny: None?
Timothy: Correct.
Douglas: You see that chick over there? Well according to the hip hop that I hear on the radio, ladies love it when I dance like an ass in the club. So I'll simply do my thing and then talk to her the way they talk in the songs.
*Leans with it and rocks with it*
*Walks over to girl*
Douglas: So girl, wanna go beat it up, work your mouth all night?
Girl: Get away from me!
Johnny: None?
Timothy: Correct.
Douglas: You see that chick over there? Well according to the hip hop that I hear on the radio, ladies love it when I dance like an ass in the club. So I'll simply do my thing and then talk to her the way they talk in the songs.
*Leans with it and rocks with it*
*Walks over to girl*
Douglas: So girl, wanna go beat it up, work your mouth all night?
Girl: Get away from me!
by paparazzi July 17, 2006
Crazy fools who suck all the joy from life and will try to sneak in under the radar and do the same to you.
Me: Hey, can I have a random wheel barrel of fruit and vegetables too?
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!
JW:No! You're Methodist and an impure demon!
by Kruger January 01, 2005