by Lilpaws January 5, 2025
Get the Witnessing mug.a cop out you use sometimes when someone else says they didnt do something you told them they did. sometimes it can happen because of drinking a lot over the years and it would make you think that. or if ur just drunk af. it can also happen because you just wanna fake rat on someone for fun.
guy 1: hey you broke my push broom!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
guy 2: no i didnt because i dont remember it breaking when using it.
guy 1: i have witnesses!
guy 2: your crazy
guy 1: no im not!
guy 2: *talks under his breath* boy i bet he drinks alot!
by nobody else here October 23, 2017
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A religion that's losing more members than gaining.
JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
JWs are generally very kind and loving people, although they are very stubborn when hearing facts from non JWs.
The religion is very strict and organized throughout the whole earth.
They all teach the same things, and believe the same things.
They go from door to door teaching people about the bible, and if accepted, they may start a bible study and the person may eventually become baptized.
However, they never force people to accept them and their beliefs.
It's considered dangerous and a to make friends outside the religion, which is one of the reasons it's considered a cult.
Unlike popular belief, pedophiles are kicked out of the congregation, and are reported to the police.
The religion has high requirements, so many infact, that many people can't even be baptized because they don't or can't meet standards. And due to the strict standards, many people are leaving the religion or being disfellowshipped, especially ones that grew up with it.
Person 1: Those Jehovah's Witnesses are nice people, but they are so strict I could never be a part of their religion.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
Person 2: Yeah, if I joined I wouldn't last long, it's not worth it, even though I agree with their beliefs on the bible.
by Raptarex May 22, 2020
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by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the Jehovah's Witnesses mug.This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.
I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
Get the I Smacked Your Back And Left It Without Witnesses mug.Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.
When asking a Suit what they do.
Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"
Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"
Then walk away while it clicks in their head.
by Euan D May 23, 2008
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