Wisconsin Baptism

When die-hard Green Bay Packers’ fans throw a cheese slice at their infant child’s forehead making it stick and christianing them life long Green Bay fans.

*A place in Wisconsin*
“Hey, what are you up to this weekend?”
“It’s my sons Wisconsin baptism on Saturday, I’m so excited to see him in the green & gold!”

by Robocoitus March 1, 2019

Wisconskin

When a Caucasian living in Wisconsin has a dark tan around their clothing line, yet liquid paper white skin elsewhere, also know as "farmers tan".

"I don't have a farmers tan, I have Wisconskin!"

by Acid Dan July 14, 2013

wisconsin

only the second best place in the world on the best of the best come from wisconsin

you gotta have bigg balls to be in a club and holla you from Port Edwards wisconsin

by Danny Sway June 1, 2005

Wisconsin Chicken Wing

While wearing a Brett Favre Jersey, you squirt cheese whiz up a butthole. Age 2 to 12 days, then suck out of asshole. enjoy with chicken.

Thebest thing to take a hooker out for is a Wisconsin Chicken Wing

by wisconsinbutcher October 16, 2009

Wisconsin Fishbowl

A sex act involving a fish (preferably of the gold variety), canned cheese, and an anus.

1) Insert canned cheese into anus. NOT WHOLE CAN, just the cheese. Why do you think the cans have such small squirt-tips?
2) Subdue fish. This is an often overlooked step. Conscious fish are one of the most difficult things to insert into an anus.
3) Insert fish into cheese filled anus.

Steve: Why is my fish covered in cheese and shit? Did you guys do a wisconsin fishbowl?

Jeff: I swear to god he climbed up there willfully.

by Dr. Accula December 16, 2009

Wisconsin

The state in which everything is legal as long as you are an adult, or have an adult with you.

Person one: "I'm throwing a crazy-ass party tonight! Bring the booze!"
Person two: "But we could get arrested."
Person one: "Nah man, it's Wisconsin! Plus, my uncle Joe will be there to supervise."
Person two: "Well why didn't you say so?! Let's get wasted!"

by personfromwisco April 8, 2013

Wisconsin

A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.

She wasn't very attractive so I took her out for a Wisconsin dinner

by ozzystp March 29, 2012