1 definition by ozzystp
A state located in the north central united states that consumes copius amounts of alcohol and bratwurst. It constantly compares itself to its more sophisticated state to the west, Minnesota, but falls short in every category save for obesity. Wisconsinites come out in droves wearing blaze orange hunting gear with spongelike cheese hats to watch an equally pathetic football team known as the packers. Any objectivity regarding these packers is strongly discouraged. Women are measured in kilograms as to not embarrass them when weighing themselves next to women from other states weighing themselves in pounds. A typical night out for a Wisconsinite would include binge drinking, the combing of a mullet, and a shepherds pie.
by ozzystp February 12, 2012