what can i do you for

A phrase used by people with so little going on in their lives they resort to word play to be interesting or funny. Traditionally taken to mean; 'What can I do for you?'
Barman 'What can I do you for?'
Customer 'Top banter mate, I'll have a whisky neat'
by Jack Proteus May 18, 2016
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Means the same thing as:
What is WRONG with you?
Are you STUPID?
Are you HIGH?

Basically used if you don't understand how someone could ask a really stupid question.
Or if they will not leave you alone.
Girl 1: The sun goes around the Earth, right?

Girl 2: OhmiGAWD what are you DOING with your life?

Boy: keeps taking girl's phone while she's working

Girl: "Fucking knock it off!"

Boy: puts phone back on table, waits a few seconds & looks away, then takes phone again

Girl: Wrestles with boy for her phone "Oh my effing god, what are you DOING with your life?!"
by JakartaTaco June 17, 2011
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What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
by Deep blue 2012 December 11, 2009
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what can brown do for you?

Disgusting slogan for a crappy-ass parcel service.Believe me, brown cant do NUTHIN for me!
"Apparently, they can fuck up my address when I order something online...fuck brown!
by Nastina August 06, 2005
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Whatever, I do what I want!

Cartman says it when he goes on Maury pretending to be a pre-teen ho.
Whatever, Whatever, I do what I want. I smoke crack, I do drugs, I drink alcihaal. I once killed SIX baby seals with my bare hands.
by Anneke October 05, 2003
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Whatever, I do what I want!

stated by eric cartman on south park, he does what he wants
"whateva whateva i do what i want. I roll with 12 gangs"
by Anonymous July 30, 2003
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