rosy welcome

what you get when you take off her panties and there's a red, thorny rash like the clap

Dude man, I totally lost my boner when she gave me that rosy welcome

by erin dirtner May 4, 2011

Ukranian welcome mat

Sardonic slang for offering an immense and unexpected level of resistance to a person or group of people.

“Did you hear? Joe said he’s going to beat you up after school.”
“Well, I’ll be sure to roll out the old Ukranian welcome mat for him.”

by Samuyil Hyde February 28, 2022

New Englander's Welcome

The act of surprising a friend or new neighbor by breaking into their house while they are shopping. Upon their return home, you and your friends stab said homeowner with sharp objects (preferably knives or claws) followed by a hearty "Surprise!". Traditionally ends in laughter and a hospital trip.

We gave Tom a New Englander's Welcome the other day. He's in the E.R. now, but boy was he happily surprised!

by Regulus1362 June 10, 2017

your welcomes

what you say when someone says "thanks" (meaning more than one thank you, or many thanks). because you dont want to sound like a cheap Jew and only send back one "your welcome" for all their "thanks", you make it plural and say "your welcomes".

oh my god, tube socks.....again. thanks?
your welcomes!

by Kaptain Krackalackin March 16, 2009

welcome

greeting word

hello your welcome

by chlobooooooooooooooooooo May 7, 2016

welcome

really gay place with really gay people

"Dude, I hate living in Welcome."

by bobalooie June 19, 2008

Welcher

An old alcoholic woman with a tendency to scrounges other people for their food and drinks.

Oh shit, here comes Judy! Everybody hide your food, and cash so the welcher doesn't mooch.

by Doggy Bag November 12, 2011