Weather Wimp

The residents of Washington D.C., in the words of President Barack Obama.

It's just a bit of snow, you weather wimps.

by Slizzors January 29, 2009

Waterlyfe

A word used to describe the life of a male homosexual person. People who claim to have a Waterlyfe have hobbies that include being the recipient of bukkake and wearing thick eyeliner and mascara.

i luv ma lyf babe" "what? you love your waterlyfe?

by Mister Iamsoleet July 12, 2011

Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

weather ego

A term invented by the YouTube non-content creator, Crendor. Used when someone brags about how they live in a more harsh environment.

Guy 1: Wow, it's really cold here, it's 30 degrees.
Guy 2: But that's not even cold! Where I'm from, it is regularly -40 degrees.
Guy 1: Dude, your weather ego is showing.

by Maps67 December 8, 2016

weather people

people who lie every time and still keep their job.

Weather people: it will rain today (no rain for 4 days)

by the real truth about the world September 26, 2018

Weather horny

Loving the weather

“Damn I’m feeling weather horny”

by Sierradream October 8, 2019

Weather induced amnesia

When people who live in the Midwest forget how to drive when it snows.

There is a 20 car pile up on 55 thanks to weather induced amnesia.

by Tankt73 December 11, 2019