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Your car’s extended warranty

The thing that you should have received something in the mail about.
Scammer: “We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty...”
Me: “FUCK OFF FOR FUCKS SAKE!!”
by gymscooter January 7, 2021
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God Warrior

The nickname of a terribly obese fucked up unit named Margaret who appeared on the show Trading Spouses. A self-proclaimed devout Christian who got freaked out by the family she visited on the show, who were in her words "Dark sided" --but as she pronounces it "Dork Sided". She thought a dishwasher was posessed because it operated loudly, and imagined smells and tried to throw up for attention. Upon returning back to her own family after the spouse swap, she unleashed all her fury in a memorable and extremely loud rant in which she made a huge ass of herself--bigger than the ass she already has. After telling the camera crew to "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, IN JESUS' NAME I PRAY" and tearing up an envelope and claiming to not accept the money the show awards, she recanted and hopefully got that gastric bypass she needed to avoid that yokosuna-like arse and T-Rex arms.
I felt sorry for God Warrior's husband and children, they all seem nice but are victims of God Warrior's dementia as she belted out her lines "GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, GARGOYLES, PSYCHICS, EVERYTHING UNGODLY", and "SHE'S NOT A CHRIS-TIAN!" I rebuke God Warrior's stupidity in the name of the Lord.
by cero2611 December 10, 2008
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Ultimate Warrior

God Himself. Sent in a capsule from a place long from here, and He came for only one reason: to take and keep coming. Not to ask, but just to give. Not to want, but just to send. Send the power of the Warrior. Down everybody's throat in the WWF 'til they become sick of it. Well, you're gonna get sick of it. Because that freak of nature right there is just beginning to swell. And when He gets big enough, brother, there ain't gonna be room for anybody else but Him and all the Warriors... floatin' through the veins... and the power of the Warriaaaaaaaah...
The family that He lives for only breathes the air that smells of combat. With or without the facepaint, He is the Ultimate Warrior.
by tagmook February 24, 2007
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Estella Warren

A very sexy actress who is one of the hottest people I have ever seen.
A: Wow that girl over there is so hot.
B: I know thats Estella Warren.
by Arpi December 8, 2004
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water gun

Apparently Chris Brown's way of referring to his dick.
"aint no particular one that's getting the water gun, so many that i want"
by token asian girl February 24, 2008
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ass water

Having a case of severe diarrhea in which you urinate from your asshole.
The next time I have diarrhea, I hope it's not ass water.
by Lenard Powerdong August 7, 2006
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Water

Billy: damn this water is good
Bob: yeah , too good
Joe: yumm
by You know what I mean March 20, 2020
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