Gouch Wagon 

Once your gouch gets sweaty after intense and/or prolonged exersize it becomes extremely bothersome and uncomfortable. One would say they have become tired of dragging their "sweaty gouch wagon around". Not until the gouch area is washed in a cold shower can people continue to tread all over your gouch. - Particularly prevalent with the use of compression shorts.

Tony: Ah my gouch is so sweaty i need to shower!
Jebediah: WELL SOUNDS LIKE YOU WORKED UP A BIT OF A GOUCH WAGON!
Tony: Indeed I did, I can't drag this gouch wagon around with me everywhere

Gouch Wagon by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

idiot wagon 

A four-wheel drive vehicle used in an urban environment.

Do you think that guy had to engage four-wheel drive to get his idiot wagon up on the footpath?

idiot wagon by Bogbrush July 29, 2011

twat wagon 

a female that is in a wheelchair

katherine has no legs so therefore is a twat wagon

twat wagon by huddicuddi March 20, 2012

Choch Wagon 

Similar to a regular choch but on steroids. Uber choch. As in bringing full load of choch.

"Did you see that eurotrash wannabe wearing leather pants with sungalsses in Taco Bell?"

"Yea, what a choch wagon!"

Choch Wagon by Choch King September 12, 2012

cover wagon

Trap someone under the covers and release vile ass fumes!

Trap Skyler under the covers and farted and he threw up after I cover wagon him

cover wagon by chantilly February 4, 2014

weave wagon 

A station wagon purchased from a woman of African decent off of Craigslist that is infused heavily with stray pieces of her old weave.

Man, Bill's new car is a total weave wagon!

weave wagon by drippydrizzle April 29, 2014

Dusty Wagon 

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.

"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*

Dusty Wagon by rocket_cat October 22, 2014