wilderbeating

Masturbating while surrounded by a herd of wildebeest.

"Dude, I went on a trip to South Africa and the local tribesman caught me wilderbeating. I was so embarrased."

by Wilderbeater April 11, 2015

Wilder Scale

A scale used to determine that amount of "fucked up" a person is compared to functioning members of society.

That dude is fucking a chicken and fingering his butt!! That's definitely an 8 on the Wilder Scale.

by Dakota0990 August 29, 2016

wildernest

A remote locale where something can lay it's head to sleep. Could be human, could be fowl.

The more pine boughs you stack, the more comfortable your wildernest becomes.

by D. Goode July 12, 2016

Widmer

Taking two shots of liquor consecutively. Generally due to the fact that the subject forgot about taking the initial shot.

Susan is so drunk, Linda. I just looked over and saw her Widmer the Fireball.

by Jaredmb05 January 11, 2017

Wilbered

When you piss ya girl off/ hurt her and she fucks you up and feeds you to the hogs...

The king pissed the queen off and he got wilbered

by Savage king wc August 18, 2017

willmer

A hattrick hero out of this world

I just did what Willmer usually does

by Timmy Bengtsson October 3, 2017

wilmar

means sex and porn

Can I wilmar you

by NInja11111 November 6, 2017