hood wipe

When you put a fat bitch on a car and you drag her across the hood

Damn Donnie how is your car so clean. Oh I just got a hood wipe from your girl

by Coolkid_73 May 14, 2018

Wipe Test

The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.

Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.

John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.

Paul: I need to I think.

by Chopper2010 September 12, 2010

Ass Wipe

1. Someone who is being annoying and bitchy
2. Someone who is being an ass
3. Someone who is doing certain things to annoy you, or just being a butt

"Linda, stop being such an ass wipe!"

by MooMawNation June 20, 2016

Ass wipe

A stupid nob head who thinks there’s the best but when shit goes down he’s gone and snitches

Brads an ass wipe

by I hate Bradley September 12, 2020

sha-wipe

: to briskly circumduct a urinal around one's pecker, with the intent of irregularly cleaning or drying excess pee, especially while sundowning
// He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

: to clean or dry one's penis with a urinal following unnecessary and habitual micturation.

He prefers to sha-wipe while sitting.

by PAEx April 20, 2020

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

cooch wipe

A wipe or cloth used to clean a female genitalia. Can be sanitized, or just damp with some sort of cleaning product added.

Bob:Heyy can you hang out or what?
Tina:No, sorry i have an apointment at 2 to pick up my cooch wipes.
Bob:Oh, well good luck with those cooch wipes, i hear there expensive now days.
Tina:Yeah they are, but ya know, a girls gotta keep her cooch clean.

by spooninacup12 January 22, 2012