Wi-Fi Ouija

Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.

After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!

by ookie badookie October 5, 2011

wi-fi wank

To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank

I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!

by emmoz October 18, 2008

wi-fi dump

adj. the ability to communicate with others, while releasing bodily fluids into the toilet. According to Andrew - known as a "Chat and Shat"

While having an in depth conversation with my mom, I experienced a wet wi-fi dump, followed by a wi-fi wipe

by henryb August 2, 2006

WiFis

A word in use by apple fanboys to describe internet connection speeds.

I can't get connect to face book because my iPhone has no WiFis.

I got this iPhone because it has more Wifi's than Droid.

by qquack August 5, 2010

wifie

act of seeing a hot girl and telling your friends that is future wifie right there

yo that girl she dont know it yet but that is wifie right there damn

by brent griffin August 28, 2007

wifing it

used to explain were your friends (males) are when they should be out drinking with you

Bill - hey wheres ken?
Jack - aw he's wifing it tonight.
Bill - nob.

by yeha December 9, 2007

Wi-fi

Short for Wireless Fidelity, i.e., Being faithful in a relationship even when there are no strings attached

Tom - "I don't understand why Harry isn't tapping all those asses. I thought that was the whole point of being in an open relationship"

Dick - "That's coz Harry is Wi-fi"

by slothbear7 April 21, 2010